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Joke of the Day

"So it is my anniversary I couldn't think of what to get her... But I finally settled on a plunger, because bitches love bringing up old shit"

"From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,"

"The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal."

"This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever."

"Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles."

"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""

"What do you call Batman when he skips out on church? Christian Bale."

"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."

"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"

"My favorite part about being an adult is that my pillow fort now has a mini bar."