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Joke of the Day

"[Home Depot] ""Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"" Clerk: Oh, with a little head? ""Nah, just verbally"""

"Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick."

"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."

"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"

"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land."

"Any jokes about failed startups?"

"Psychic porn stars always see it coming."

"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."

"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."