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Joke of the Day

"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."

"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."

"2016's been bad! But today is definitely the darkest!"

"How did the octopus go to the war? Well armed..."

"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."

"How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??"

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."

"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."

"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""

"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"