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Joke of the Day
"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."
Next Joke
"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."
"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"
"They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it."
"How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing."
"If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month."
"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"
"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."
"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"
"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."