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Joke of the Day
"Psychic porn stars always see it coming."
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"Staring at large boobs makes you better at multi-tasking. It demonstrates you can concentrate on two things at once."
"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."
"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."
"Did you hear the joke about the guy who shined a light at his shadow? It starts off dark, but the ending is bright."
"What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? ""Oh get a womb"""
"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before jumping on a trampoline"
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."