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Joke of the Day
"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."
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"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."
"My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons."
"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."
"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."
"I tripped over some stupid plant so I gave it the finger and walked in a circle around it because I wasn't sure where its stupid eyes were."
"I heard Target is closing all its stores in Canada I guess you can say nobody will miss it"
"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"