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Joke of the Day
"I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes."
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"""Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers."" ""What about my atm card which holds all my money?"" ""Any 4 numbers in a row."""
"Did you hear the one about the vegan butcher? Did you hear the one about the vegan Butcher? He only cuts the cheese."
"What do you call a friar in prison? A felonious monk"
"STDs are like pokemons... To be cool, you gotta catch 'em all."
"[Takes dog to park] *waits for romantic comedy to begin"
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a rape fantasy She screamed NO!! I said thats the spirit"
"Don't you hate when someone without kids tells you how to parent? I think I know how much alcohol my kids can handle."
"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool."