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Joke of the Day
"I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction."
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"They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well...now they are not. Wait..."
"A bunch of homeless people moved in at a local gyn They heard there was other people squatting there."
"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"
"I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital... But then I realized they'd probably just spend it on drugs."
"[my first day as hand dryer salesman] ""this robot dries your hands with noise"""
"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."
"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"
"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."