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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""

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"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."
"That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with ""that awkward moment"" & I slap their face with my dong."
"It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars."
"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""
"I was expecting ""The Last Airbender"" to be a disappointment. I was not disappointed."
"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."
"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"
"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."
"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""