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Joke of the Day

"Y'all hear the one about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison? The police are searching for a small medium at large."

"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."

"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."

"Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades. Wait til spring Enjoy"

"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."

"I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning.. How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)"

"Damn gurrrl, is that chocolate on your face? *licks face* Damn gurrrl, that is not chocolate on your face."

"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."

"What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!"