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Joke of the Day

"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"

"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol ""An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire"" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam"

"Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!"

"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""

"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"

"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."

"Friend: Can I borrow a pen? Me: Sure! *looks in purse* *pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat* Me: Sorry, no pen. :("

"Martial Arts for weak prisoners A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo"