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Joke of the Day

"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"

"2019: Tumblr blinks offline, satisfied, having completed its mission of collecting all existing TV and film footage as GIF files."

"If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws."

"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole"

"Womens Rights"