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Joke of the Day

"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"

"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."

"If the election were held today, a lot of people would be like, ""I thought the election was on November 6th."""

"My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him."

"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."

"Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number."

"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"What did the tomato say to the peach? ""Nice pits."""

"Girls are like Math problems If they are under 18 , it's better to do them in your head."