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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"
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"The name's Bond.. James Earl Jones."
"Your tombstone should be carved in Comic Sans."
"A shark walks into a bar, and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous."
"If you're married to your dick... would you be a wife beater?"
"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."
"Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you"
"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."
"Pranking the police A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, ""We have absolutely nothing to go on."""
"I told my psychiatrist that I have been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."