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Joke of the Day

"Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !"

"give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."

"I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits. Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen."

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"An irashman walks out of a bar..."

"Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together! (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)"

"All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission."

"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"

"I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: ""I miss Detroit"" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, ""Hope this helps."""

"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."