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Joke of the Day
"It's easy to plan an orgy... ... the hard part is getting everyone to come."
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"Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*"
"Why did the mathematician move to Seattle? He liked LaGrange bands"
"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."
"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"
"Q: What do termites eat for breakfast? A: Oakmeal."
"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."
"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."
"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."
"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"