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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."

"But, your honor... she told me she shaved it!"

"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."

"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."

"kid theres no such thing as bad publicity. like you would think if a big article came out saying you suck shit it would be bad, but its good"

"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."

"What did the bean say to the other bean? How you been?"

"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."

"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"