30567
Joke of the Day
"*puts words between two asterisks*"
Next Joke
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."
"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"Sorry I replied ""yikes"" to your selfie."
"Cop: Is that a turtle? Me: ... Cop: Painted blue? Me: ... Cop: With nails glued on? Me: ... Cop: Mario Kart's not real Me: YOURE NOT REAL"
"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."
"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."