30567
Joke of the Day
"*puts words between two asterisks*"
Next Joke
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."
"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"What do you call a muslim holocaust? Sand Sanitizer."
"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."
"A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree... Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks up and says, ""What was that?"""
"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""
"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."