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Joke of the Day

"What's does an angry, anti-feminist Redditor have in common with a newborn baby? The only vagina they've touched is their mothers!"

"What do Nate Diaz and Jaime Lannister have in common? They're both Kingslayers and fuck their sisters."

"A friend told me that I don't understand irony... ... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)"

"My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic."

"Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful? Grandma: Well that depends, who died?"

"What did the seahorse say to the fat man? ""You're fat!"""

"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"

"I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well."

"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."

"What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl? You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town."