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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear that will fuck anything? Bi Polar"
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"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."
"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."
"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"
"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"
"For somebody fluent in over six million forms of communication, it's weird that C-3PO went with ""gay-tinged passive aggression."""
"I vote we change the name ""hoodie"" to ""bother-my-neck-on-the-couch-ie"""
"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."
"I ran into your mom today. I ran into your mom earlier today, she told me she made $400.05 lastnight sucking dick. So I asked her ""Who gave you the nickel?"" She said ""They all did""."
"I like my coffee like my women... Black and bitter, preferably fairtrade"