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Joke of the Day
"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"
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"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"
"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"
"I told my boss that I'm quitting my job to become a comedian. He said, ""You can't be serious."" I said, ""I know."""
"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."
"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."
"A lot of Americans don't realize that ""Braveheart"" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture"
"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."