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Joke of the Day

"I ran into your mom today. I ran into your mom earlier today, she told me she made $400.05 lastnight sucking dick. So I asked her ""Who gave you the nickel?"" She said ""They all did""."

"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"

"What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep."

"a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."

"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."

"Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music."

"A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet."