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Joke of the Day

"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."

"""Don't quote me on that."" -anonymous"

"I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak"

"Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone"

"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."

"When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to bury me So they can let me down one last time"

"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"

"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""

"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""

"What do you become when you run out of coffee? Depresso"