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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day."

"I chose not to act when a bunch of pinnipeds gatecrashed my outdoor party. I sealed my own fete."

"Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae"

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"Why would you put a laxative In pot brownies? Shits and giggles."

"How do you know a woman has had sex in every country in the world? Her pussy is well cultured."

"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"

"Did you hear about the white supremacists chemist with a lisp? He was so radium carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium."