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Joke of the Day
"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"
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"One day I'll cure deafness... You hear me!"
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"
"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"
"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."
"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"
"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"
"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""
"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."