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Joke of the Day
"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"
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"God is obviously a Civil Engineer... ... Only a civil engineer would route a sewage system through a playground."
"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."
"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"
"Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."
"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"
"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!"