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Joke of the Day

"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."

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"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"
"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."
"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""
"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."
"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Q: ""How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" A: ""We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."""
"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"