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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."
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"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"
"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"
"From the looks of your eyebrows, your shock collar must have malfunctioned."
"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."