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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."

"Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro"

"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"

"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways.... is going to Bangkok"

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"

"Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? He got pissed off"

"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"My ex just followed me on Twitter. That said: ""Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary."" *BLOCKED*"