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Joke of the Day
"Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro"
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"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."
"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."
"""murder"" she wrote ""your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter"" the screen said ""murd3R"" she wrote, frowning"
"Straight marriage, gay marriage, whatever. Just stop showing me pictures of your kids and we're cool."
"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."
"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"I am no Joker But I know who he is."
"Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because ""There is no Try."""
"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"