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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about our camping trip? It was in tents! I'll see myself out."
Next Joke
"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."
"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"
"I had a dream about mufflers last night... I woke up exhausted"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"