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Joke of the Day

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"I have the best prison name Mitochondria"

"My daughter said, ""You're the best mommy ever!"" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped snow white"

"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"

"What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? Make America 8 again"

"A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair."

"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"