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Joke of the Day

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."

"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""

"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."

"There is nothing worse than running out of toilet paper and having to ask the guy in the next stall to wipe you."

"The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter."

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg"

"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"

"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."