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Joke of the Day

"Hitler was a bad guy... But then again he did kill hitler. But he also killed the guy that killed hitler, so..."

"I'm ""whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead"" years old."

"""Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."""

"My wife said i couldnt make a car out of spaghetti... should have seen her face when i drove pasta"

"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."

"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"

"So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its ""back"", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?"

"Complete Guide to Understand Women ..............................."

"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"

"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently ""heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."