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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."
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"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"
"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"There's blood everywhere... I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror..."
"My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids. Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he'd brought home a girlfriend."
"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."
"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."
"Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb."