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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."
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"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""
"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""
"Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court."
"Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?"
"October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it."
"The most unrealistic movies aren't fantasy and sci-fi. They're the movies where people have a conversation in the pouring rain."
"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing ""you Two look fantastic!!"" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it."
"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."