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Joke of the Day
"My wife said i couldnt make a car out of spaghetti... should have seen her face when i drove pasta"
Next Joke
"Don't let that ""Metalica"" t-shirt fool you. She knows every word to Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball"""
"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."
"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."
"The less people you chill with....The less bullshit you deal with."
"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."
"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."
"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."