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Joke of the Day

"I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity."

"I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard!"

"A blind man Walks into a bar A table and a chair"

"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."

"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"

"""HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?"""

"Someone just asked me if I liked Eminem... I told them that I did, but that I prefer Skittles."

"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."

"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."

"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"