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Joke of the Day

"""HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?"""

"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"

"They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said ""My HMO doesn't cover residential treatment."""

"This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first."

"What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant? A bodybag"

"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"

"*Pulls up to drive-thru window* ""Extra toilet paper please"" Do you mean napkins? ""Sure, whatever"""

"What do you call a Jewish rapper? A rappi."

"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"What does a duck always have behind him? His buttquack"