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Joke of the Day
"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"
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"My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot."
"Every guy feels macho in his car. Until he races a woman who's late for something."
"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"
"Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach but the programmer was shouting ""F1 F1"" and nobody understood it."
"Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. ""Good Lord!"" he says. ""His burrito levels are off the charts!"" - from my autopsy"
"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."
"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"
"What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out."