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Joke of the Day
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
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"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""
"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."
"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"
"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."
"I'm sure some of you have already heard this one..... 4217"
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on........ .......... the suspension is killing me."
"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""
"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."
"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"