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Joke of the Day
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
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"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."
"Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded? It was mass murder."
"Nissan trucks. What, are you expecting there to be a punch line?"
"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"
"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."
"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""
"Did you know that if you squint at a cat and it squints back, it's the cat's way of saying ""What the f are you looking at?!"""
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"
"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."