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Joke of the Day
"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"
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"Why did Helen Keller try lsd? Because she was told it makes you see things!"
"A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches..."
"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""
"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."
"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."
"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"
"Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans."
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""
"I was frozen down to absolute zero yesterday... Don't worry, I was 0K."