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Joke of the Day

"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....... I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day"

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."

"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""

"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."

"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."