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Joke of the Day
"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."
Next Joke
"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."
"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"
"69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said ""You had 'glazed' all over your face. """
"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."
"Bob and Sei are launching fireworks on the 4th of July. In an accident, Bob launches a firework into Sei's eye. Bob turns to Sei and says, ""Oh, Sei, can you see?"""
"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don't cry when I cut up hookers."