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Joke of the Day

"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."

"Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches."

"I like jokes that don't take long to read."

"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"

"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"

"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."

"What do you call an owl who does magic? WHO-DINI"

"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."

"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."

"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."