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Joke of the Day
"what idiot called it a chicken instead of an eggplant"
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"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."
"I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground... Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."
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"What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature"
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