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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."
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"Jesus walks into a motel He gives the guy at the counter 3 nails and says, ""can you put me up for the night?"""
"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering."
"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."
"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."
"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."
"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."