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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."
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"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."
"What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."
"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"
"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."
"What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"
"Teacher : Billy please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh but I'm not studying - just whistling !"
"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it syndrome"