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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Billy please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh but I'm not studying - just whistling !"

"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."

"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"

"Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA."

"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."

"*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit"

"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."

"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"

"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"