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Joke of the Day
"If your date asks what you do for a living, just say ""You let me worry about that."""
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"What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches? A glutton for punishment."
"My E! True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet."
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"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"
"Like my therapist always says, ""I'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in Ikea"""
"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."
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"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"
"A Amish scientist..."