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Joke of the Day
"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"
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"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."
"welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister"
"What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar"
"""class... raise your hand if you know what ""getting laid"" means"" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*"
"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"
"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"
"There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie."
"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."
"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""