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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination? HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE"
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"Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life."
"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... ...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""
"Did you hear about the guy who fell asleep during The Force Awakens? The theater was too Darth."
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."
"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""
"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."
"I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings"