67612

Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"

"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."

"An axe walks into a forest... An axe walks into a forest and the trees say, ""At least the handle is one of us."""

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!"

"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up... ...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable."

"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."

"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."